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Condom Concealment

September 23, 2011

See that? To the left. Yes, that is a CONDOM. A rubber. A Jimmy hat. A love glove. Granted, it looks like contraception meant for Willy Wonka’s willie, but I digress. To all of you parents out there in the blogosphere, I pose this question: Where do you stash your prophylactics?

Why is this a pertinent issue? Because if any of you have a toddler, or a preschooler as my husband and I do, the last thing you want interrupting your  Friday evening Criminal Minds marathon is your child running excitedly from your bedroom and screaming, “CANDY!” or, “BALLOONS!” We hide our salami slings in a discrete night stand basket.

So, fess up. Parents, where do you hide your stash of Great Barrier Sheaths?

Mood: HOT! No, seriously. It’s around 77 degrees in here.

Currently listening to: Ben Deignan – “Ride It (My Pony)” – Ginuwine Cover 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Ashley permalink
    September 24, 2011 1:37 AM

    We hide them in the nightstand as well… but recently my son (probably 2.5 yrs old at the time) found them and tried to open them because he thought they were gummies!

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