My Top 5 Life Achievements (Well, Up Until Like, Now)
September 28, 2011
Motherhood
Yes, I gave birth to that. 10 lbs. 12 oz. & 19 1/2 in. long. We set the natural birth record at the hospital.
Marriage
I do mean actually getting married and not just enjoying the cake and trip to the gay bar that followed the ceremony. Might I add that we were not the only wedding party enjoying the drag show that night.
Graduating from College
2007 summa cum laude graduate – Bachelor of Arts in sociology with criminology concentration
Acquiring Every Season of The Golden Girls on DVD
Though, I do have to credit the generosity of my husband and a couple of ex-boyfriends.
Beating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
One of my all-time favorite video games, and let’s face it, anyone with a brain should agree.
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I think it would improve marriage to include drag queen shows after the ceremonies. With Michelle Bachmann the drag queen was part of the ceremony
Hahaha! Huzzah! Excellent comment.